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ROBINHOOD CHAIN
HOUSE TAB · TABLE 4663
SERVER: VLAD · OPENED: JUL 01 2026
YOUR GAS$0.00 — ON THE HOUSE
eligible Robinhood Wallet users, first 90 days (The Block, mainnet coverage)
PERPS TRADING FEES$0.00 — ON THE HOUSE
zero fees, first 90 days (Lighter launch promo)
CANADA TRADING FEES$0.00 — ON THE HOUSE
"zero trading fees for our Canadian customers until September 30" — robinhood.com newsroom, verbatim
WHAT THE HOUSE IS BURNING (LIVE INPUTS · connecting…)
NETWORK GAS TODAY…
AVG GAS PRICE…
ETH PRICE…
HOUSE PACE…
pace = gas_today × avg_gwei × 10⁻⁹ × eth_usd
THE TAB SO FAR *ESTIMATED
$0.00
accruing since mainnet · jul 01 2026 00:00 UTC
⏳ LAST CALL
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SEPTEMBER 30 · then you buy your own drinks
HOUSE CALENDAR
JUL 22the Q&A opens — ask if he'll extend the tab
JUL 29earnings. he might answer out loud.
SEP 30last call.
GRATUITY: NOT ACCEPTED · THE HOUSE INSISTS
* methodology: the ticker accrues the full network's gas value since mainnet at the live pace shown above — the generous upper bound of the house's hospitality (the house covers gas for eligible wallet users; the rest of the bar is on promos). every input is public. fork the math.
$TAB · TABLE 4663 · NOT AFFILIATED WITH ROBINHOOD MARKETS · A RECEIPT IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE · NFA
ticker$TAB
table4663 — the open bar
tax0 / 0 (the house would never)
liquiditylocked at deploy
contractTO BE POURED
receipts: the newsroom post · The Block mainnet coverage · the chain itself